Luke, I am your faüter
Star Wars, he is back
He is back now, he is back
Lightsaber is in town
It will take your frown upside down
Darth Vader is back, Yoda too
Jar Jar Binks, how about you?
You see the Chewbacca, you jumping up and down
Anakin chokes his wife, oh, what a clown!
(Slaughter them like animals!)
Star Wars, Star Wars
♪
The dark side in the night
Dark Vader asshole, oh so tight
♪
Dark Vader, resurrection complete
He now has lightsaber feet
George Lucas takes a nap
The old man takes his Star Wars crap
Sells Star Wars for a lot of money now
So much money, wow, wow, wow
♪
My name is Dark Vader
And I must fuck robot
I must fuck the robot
For the final scene of movie
♪
Yes, Luke, it is me, Yoda
And tonight, you will make the green goo come out, yes?
What?
Star Wars 9, that is so fine
George Lucas is dead
Their fans shot him in the head
Now he is dead, murdered at his ranch
All the fans killed him, they were pissed
Because a sexy scene was totally missed
C-3PO and R2-D2 did not make out
Oh no
Star Wars 9
This song needs to end, bye