When the witching hour draws near
And the bones are rattling in their tombs
You might fall into the-
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Into the zone!
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Welcome to this stupid place
Say goodbye to your fleshy face
Enter a domain of bones
The spookiest of all zones
How did I end up here anyway?
I was just looking for a sandwich, what the hell?
This place sucks
Get me out
Get me out of the-
Bone Zone
Welcome to the skeleton domain
The place and home of all pleasure and pain
Where's the bathroom?
This place blows
Into the-
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Welcome to the Bone Zone
With skeletons I'm left alone
I was just looking for a meal tonight
But now they want my flesh to bite
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This place blows major boner
Bad puns
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Cackling with no skin
The ritual shalt begin
Skeletons drinking beer
They're coming for my rear
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They won't ask me twice
If I like playing beer dice
Stuck down in the zone
Somebody please give me my fucking phone
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Turns out the Bone Zone really just is a skeleton bar
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Drinks for everybody, except the human!
Hey what the fuck man? I want some too, woah, hey!
What the fuck?!
This place sucks
Get me out
Get me out of the-
Bone Zone
Get me out
Get me out
Get me out of this place
Pleasure and pain
Welcome to the skeleton domain
Bone Zone
You know what guys, you suck.
I found my phone, I'll call a cab, fuck off skeletons, bye
Goddammit I forgot my coat