All rise for the national anthem Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the spookiest fright Vote! ♪ Now you've elected the wrong guy Now you can kiss humanity goodbye Why did we elect an evil skeleton? His slogan was "I'll turn you all into gelatin" I am President Bone Guy Say goodbye You're all gonna die Prepare to fry ♪ Why did we do this? We knew it was bad He's made of bones and he's got a shoulder pad Anyone that's elected And has no eyes Surely means we'll turn into french fries United States of Skeletons Blown apart by giant guts I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Skeletons And to the republic for which it stands One nation under bones