When you walked in the room
All I saw was you
You're so pretty
You're so pretty
You smiled and said "Hi"
And we talked all night
You're so witty
You're so witty
I knew I loved you from the start
And I knew that you had my heart
We'd grow old
You're hand I'd hold
We'd never let go
Now we can't stand each other
I got to know you better, now there's no forever
I can never watch a game in peace
Now we can't stand each other
You leave you're dirty dishes in the sink
And you're always peeing on the toilet seat
I'm better off without you
I'm better off without you
We can't
We can't
We can't stand each other
You snore every night
And you're shoes they cause fights
They cost money
They cost so much money
And I stayed in shape
While you ate an eight
You're guts bigger
So much bigger
You spend you're life laying on the coach
And you're Mom is always freaking out
("When are you gonna take my daughter somewhere nice? When are you... waah waah waah..." Ugh)
Now we can't stand each other
I got to know you better, now there's no forever
I can never watch a game in peace
Now we can't stand each other
You leave you're dirty dishes in the sink
And you're always peeing on the toilet seat
I'm better off without you
I'm better off without you
We can't
We can't
We can't stand each other
Oh...
I'm better off without you
I'm better off without you
We can't
We can't
We can't stand each other
"Hey, you know all that stuff I just said?"
"Yeah"
"I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry too"