Samantha's got a bag of coal Mighty soul but I couldn't find an ego Dressing up like Santa Claus She gave it to the bankers And the others that were evil Like the cops in this town Disturbing all the peace Always bringing everybody down Why you gotta spoil the fun Creating problem where there are none I'm singing ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal For the overzealous cop acting like he's the gestapo Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal For the hypocrite who's preaching in the church under the steeple Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal For the money driven bastards putting profits over people Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal For the rich white frat boy yelling crap out of car windows For the overzealous copper acting like the gestapo Ho Well Samantha used to be called Sam Samantha was a woman that used to be a man Trying to find a place in this world It's kind of hard when the boy becomes the girl Yeah she took it to the West Coast side She got pushed off a bridge She nearly died A victim of a hateful crime The sadness crept in Samantha took her own life I'm singing ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal For the overzealous cop acting like he's a gestapo Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal For the hypocrites who preach in the church under the steeples Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal For the bankers and the brokers ripping off all of the people Ho ho ho Here's a chunk of coal For the rich white frat boy yelling crap out of car windows For the overzealous cop acting like he's a gestapo For the money grabbing bastards putting profits over people For the homophobic bigots spreading violence onto people Hos