Saw a one legged man walk a three legged dog See a one legged man walk a three legged dog See a one legged man walk a three legged dog Saw an old alley cat, he was gnawing on the foot of a hog I saw a little green chameleon I saw a baby green chameleon Down in appaloosas on a porch swing And he was trying hard to blend in, But i seen him, yeah i saw him Seen a red and black snake he's curled upon a rock Seen a red and black snake he's just coiled upon this rock Seen a red and black snake in Yosemite Park But i knew he wouldn't bite it was all just snakey talk See this crazy dog he bite a porky pine Yeah this wild dog he bit porky pine Yeah why on earth you'd bite a porky pine You've got those cloves all stuck up inside your mouth Yeah it's looking like you're having a real hard time I've seen a big black bear he's sleeping in a tree I've seen a big black bear yeah he's just snoozing up in a tree I've seen a big black bear he's just catching some z's The Alaska summer sunshine in the breeze I saw a one legged male walk a three legged dog I've seen the one legged male walk a three legged dog Saw the one legged male walk a three legged dog Seen an old alley cat he was chomping, With his raunching teeth of course, On the foot of a hog