Thank God, for how I'm learning how to live That's the ticket That's the way of the world That's the spirit 2 x 4, 2 x 4 2 x 4, 2 x 4 I'm going to hit you with a 2 x 4 Johnny Rotten hit me Upside the head with a billy club He also knocked me to the ground He also shot me with his BB gun 2 x 4, 2 x 4 2 x 4, 2 x 4 I'm going to hit you with a 2 x 4 The electric eel Shocked the hell out of me He also blew me out of the water He did, thanks to his ass 2 x 4, 2 x 4 2 x 4, 2 x 4 I'm going to hit you with a 2 x 4 Pontiac, we build excitement