Rail a filthy vulgarity hell ride at me Shoot my harmony joyride music down Turn me away so I can't catch any Pace joy bus routes Keep me stuck in the pain chamber of Chicago, Illinois Make sure I'm out screwing up Make sure I'm out screwing up Make sure I'm out screwing up Make sure I'm out screwing up Torment me with lies in front of my friends Call me a fucking bum like I'm a con man Call me a fucking jerk like I'm a rapist Call me a fucking asshole like I'm an arsonist Take me on a series of war hell rides with every CTA bus ride Make sure I'm out screwing up Make sure I'm out screwing up Make sure I'm out screwing up Make sure I'm out screwing up Rough me up so I can holler like a damn fool Get me arrested and taken to jail by the Chicago police Make me bust my portable CD player to smithereens Kill all my good time music Turn my Sunday sightseeing bus tour into a nerve-shattering hell ride Make sure I'm out screwing up Make sure I'm out screwing up Make sure I'm out screwing up Make sure I'm out screwing up