This band played at The Empty Bottle About 280 people were at the show The rock show was whooping it up The rock show was burning a monkey's ass up Lotion Lotion Lotion Lotion The band played it on The band got down like a Magikist The crowd roared like a lion The rock show was whooping a horse's ass Lotion Lotion Lotion Lotion The show was over at last A lot of people met the rock band The lead singer of Lotion wasn't nice at all He was a stupid jerk But otherwise, the show was terrific Lotion Lotion Lotion Lotion Rock over London, rock on Chicago The Exclusive Company, say it with me