I fell in love with Darla
Right before it was Karla
I couldn't keep her happy
I'm pretty sure it was karma
Jessica was angry she told me to never call her
Nancy had a baby, but do you wanna play father
I'm Scared of commitment Jalixa left me for Texas
I wanted Kayla
But maybe i want Alexis
I cant call it im making em into exes
Like ex oh
Melinda said im patient im waiting for you to settle
Christy's man found out quick and then had me setup
It was two against a hundred and one
I said send them
I left unfazed but the bullets grazed my Jetta
This is way before my beard was even magenta
Before Phillip made me a target of Kylie Jenner
Im not a bad fuck its just bad luck I get it
My heart is prosthetic
I need head or get a headache
Whether mallory or Maria
Valerie or Thania
They said i never loved em
Im telling them its for real
They said it's impossible to love me more than one
I said that's impossible i know theres more to come
Dont try to love me
Just understand my plight
A cheating motherfucker but gentleman and polite
They took my passport so im fly with no flight
I just like that line i put that in
We was just fucking u promised no strings attached
I threw the condom on so the feelings I couldn't catch
Are we best friends or lovers or just a tinder match
Thats wearing the same colors pretending we didn't match
I wrote an album about you you didn't flinch
Didn't give me pussy just reasons to call u bitch
You know thats how i feel i guess
Are we best friends
Lovers or best friends
Are we best friends
Lovers or best friends
Are we best friends
Lovers or best friends