Man with golden helmet Drinks water from the faucet Man with golden helmet Drinks water from the faucet Stares across the hall At the pictures on the wall Of hieroglyphic scrawl But no one cares at all that he is waiting Man with golden helmet Drinks water from the faucet Man with golden helmet Drinks water from the faucet Walks on down the street Leather boots, leather coat Gloves of shining leather Sidewalks and gutters and freezing weather Empty streets full of no one Man with golden helmet Drinks water from the faucet Man with golden helmet Drinks water from the faucet Plays with tiny children On his way home from work He doesn't wear a smirk He can't revive it Having different kinds of fun With 14 ancient nuns Under circling sun And his wonderful collection of guns What? Oh, yeah He's the top man in the language department He's the top man in the language department He's the top man in the language department He's the top man in the language department (one, two, three, four) Oh, yeah