Why'd ya have to call?* How did you get so screwed? Wanted to walk the dog Now we'll have a ball What am I to do? You caught me in the nude What am I to do? I'm just and evil dude I'm giving you my word I'll sick my snake on 'em all Don't say I cannot fall 'Cause that's a dirty word He's just havin' a bark It isn't no big thing He'll rip your head right off While I flap my wings