(Ladies and gentlemen, This is your captain speaking. We have reached our Cruising altitude of 35, 000 ft. Stewardess will be moving through The cabin with drinks and... oh! Uh, that is... that's not good! Ground control to flight 69. Your... wing is on fire! What did he just say? Dude, did he say the wing's on fire?) Oh my God the wing's on fire! Oh my God this sucker's gonna hit the ground! We're going down Aisle lights illuminate Everybody screaming for their lives I can't believe I'm gonna die tonight Cause oh my God the wing's on fire! Oh my God this sucker's gonna hit the ground! We're going down Oh my God the wing's on fire! Oh my God this sucker's gonna hit the ground! We're going down Hey little waitress, lady please Hand me a little liquor bottle Anything to help me ease the pain of this crashing plane Cause oh my God the wing's on fire! Oh my God this sucker's gonna hit the ground! We're going down Captain's on the radio he says For sure we've gotta go So smoke 'em if you got 'em If you got 'em go and smoke 'em now Hey pretty lady sittin' next to me Why won't you give me some kisses please I don't wanna die so cold and lonely Cause oh my God the wing's on fire! Oh my God this sucker's gonna hit the ground! We're going down