In a rowdy fucking tavern
On the outskirts of Tortuga
Lives a fair and comely maiden
With a heart of spanish gold
I asked her would she take
My extended hook in marriage?
With a blunderbuss she relayed her thoughts
On our true matrimony
We'll drink 'til we die
We'll pillage and plunder
We'll sink in the sky
We'll pass the bottle round
We'll drink 'till we die
We'll dance through the night
They won't take us alive
So pass the bottle round
DRINK!
In the backroom of a brothel
In the backstreets of Port Royal
Lives a fair and comely maiden
(If you've had two pints of rum!)
I asked her would she take
My extensive salty cargo
She cleared her throat and she said
My god!
Can't you see me vessels full?
We'll drink 'til we die
We'll pillage and plunder
We'll sink in the sky
We'll pass the bottle round
We'll drink 'till we die
We'll dance through the night
They won't take us alive
So pass the bottle round
DRINK!
Now tethered in the dockyard
Lies a most expansive maiden
All curves and buried treasures
Aye, voluminous booty!
I asked her would she mind
If I shipped aboard her poopdeck?
And she cried
"Of course
Now climb aboard!
And chart this briny deep!"
We'll drink 'til we die
We'll pillage and plunder
We'll sink in the sky
We'll pass the bottle round
We'll drink 'till we die
We'll dance through the night
They won't take us alive
So pass the bottle round
DRINK!