Well a good wench she won't turn you in tomorrow
She won't share your bed
Then whistle for the law
A good lass she'll stand at your side
With blunderbuss and cutlass high
The navy better run for their fucking lives!
We'll I'm not the only one with a weapon in my pants
But I'm never gonna quit 'til your booty's in my hands!
I slide down the mainsail and what do I see?
A pegleg woman come walkin' up to me
She screams no quarter and I'll not fail!
Dead men tell no tales
Well a tavern wench has always got her assets
She won't pilfer coins
Or water down the rum
Well a good lass she just lets it flow
The taps will turn 'til the morning comes
This taverns gonna rock the fucking world!
We'll I'm not the only one with a weapon in my pants
But I'm never gonna quit 'til your booty's in my hands!
I slide down the mainsail and what do I see?
A pegleg woman come walkin' up to me
She screams no quarter and I'll not fail!
Dead men tell no tales
Don't you bloomin' say a word!
A lady pirate has to be a warrior
Sending broken hearts to Davy Jones
Well the pirates life's the life for her
God help the men that hold her down
She'll smash and burn
Then blow this fucking town
We'll I'm not the only one with a weapon in my pants
But I'm never gonna quit 'til your booty's in my hands!
I slide down the mainsail and what do I see?
A pegleg woman come walkin' up to me
She screams no quarter and I'll not fail!
Dead men tell no tales
Don't you bloomin' say a word!