Take your girl by her arm And smash her on the floor Then drink that bottle of whiskey down And ask one for more Knock the bottle on the head Of the man most near to you Help him up upon his feet Cure the headace that you get With a copple cans of beer Then take your horse between your legs And ride away from here Get lost in the prairie And die few times for fun Then you come back to this saloon, So we can test our guns