Mister president We got a line for you It's your daughter jenna What are we gonna do (X2) Tell her i'm in alaska digging for oil Tell i'm with a congressman who needs a spoil Tell her i'm signing a new arms deal Tell her i'm with poetin and we're having a meal Mister president We got a line for you It's your daughter jenna What are we gonna do (X2) Tell her i was kidnapped by a ufo Tell her i'm dropping bombs on kyoto Tell her i'm having trouble reading my speech Tell her i'm learning the names of all the other countries Mister president Hi, daddy What are we gonna do I'm with the sheriff here Mister president Tell him who you are daddy What are we gonna do So i can get another beer Tell my father that i'm fuckin' drunk Tell my father i'm pregnant by a texas punk Tell my father i won't come home no more Tell my father i voted for al gore Mister president What are we gonna do Mister president What are we gonna do I'm so fuckin drunk... i smell like a skunk!