My landlady is too rude
In my affair, she likes to intrude
My landlady is too rude
In my affair, she likes to intrude
Five o'clock in the morning
Me landlady is pimping
No it isn't fair
This persecution I got to bear
And every Monday
Mr, give me the rent
All I tried I cannot prevent
She telling me
Mr, give me the rent
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This is how she start
Lot of restrictions to break your heart
After ten o'clock
Tenants must know my front door is locked
And on the wall she stick up a notice
No lady friend not even a princess
And if you disagree
Off you go immediately
And every Monday
Mr give me the rent
Poor Kitchener, I ain't got a cent
She telling me
Mr give me the rent
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No chair, no table
The convenience is terrible
And on the other part
No hot water to take a bath
And believe you sleep like a rabbit
Although the sheet with half of blanket
And she has the audacity
To tell me I'm living in luxury
And every Monday
Mr give me the rent
All that I tried I cannot prevent
She telling me
Mr give me the rent
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No use you complain
You wasting your time
You talking in vain
Because when she get a fist
She could careless if you vex up ease
And the rent is all on the level
For Guinness for single for double
Boys that landlady bad
She worse than landlord from Trinidad
And every Monday
Mr give me the rent
All that I tried I cannot prevent
She telling me
Mr give me the rent