The sun is hot and that old clock is movin' slow And so am I Work day passes like molasses in winter time But it's July Getting paid by the hour and older by the minute My boss just pushed me over the limit I could call him something Think I'll just call it a day Pour me something tall and strong Make it a hurricane before I go insane It's only half past twelve but I don't care It's five o'clock somewhere This lunch break is gonna take all afternoon Half the night Tomorrow morning I know there'll be hell to pay But, hey, that's all right I ain't had a day off now, in over a year My Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here If the phone's for me you can tell them I just sailed away Pour me something tall and strong Make it a hurricane before I go insane It's only half past twelve but I don't care It's five o'clock somewhere I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a cab And be back to work before two At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder What would Jimmy Buffett do I'd say Pour me something tall and strong Make it a hurricane before I go insane It's only half past twelve but I don't care Pour me something tall and strong Make it a hurricane before I go insane It's only half past twelve but I don't care It's five o'clock somewhere I don't care It's five o'clock somewhere