I'm just a token of your flirtation Nothing more than a description I'm just a guy, just a kid From a place where Your philosophy is a catastrophe Wake up Split lip You're not that cool Put your words in quotes and Call yourself vegan Turn up, off, on Your stupid song and sing Words about the things you know And what you think you have to show her Myself, I think it's obvious That I'm envious of you ♪ Tell me now what you've got to look forward to I hear they're hiring at the Dairy Queen Your whole story's been a disappointment And your poetry is just a joke to me Anything and everything is about the affection That you get when That you got, then 10 times 42 What's that got to do With anything this song's about? This jealousy I'll do without As for myself I think it's obvious That I'm envious of you ♪ Can't decide (Woo) If this fairytale and nightingale Counters what I had in mind (Who am I) The fairytale and nightingale Leaves me depressed and despised