I've had some trouble
Finding the one for me
So I'm taking applications
Starting at 6'2 or 3
Hold me in your arms
And maybe i'll feel average height
We can spend a day together
And maybe a more than average night
I am not irrational
I'm just so over
Chasing those who don't come close
To my tall stature
If you can make me
Not feel like a tree
I'll accept your application
Girlfriend pending
Mm-mm
Girlfriend pending
Mm-mm
Girlfriend pending
Love can come and go
I can't relate to shorter people
Cause they just don't realize that
I feel like a beanpole
I am not irrational
I'm just so over
Chasing those who don't come close
To my tall stature
If you can make me
Not feel like a tree
I'll accept your application
Girlfriend pending
Mm-mm
Girlfriend pending
Mm-mm
Girlfriend pending
It's been my lifelong dream
To find someone to be my sunbeam
Won't you be my baby boy
Or girl or somewhere in between
And i'll be your amazon queen
I am not irrational
I'm just so over
Chasing those who don't come close
To my tall stature
If you can make me
Not feel like a tree
I'll accept your application
Girlfriend pending
Mm-mm
Girlfriend pending
Mm-mm
Girlfriend pending