Oh, the fishermen are sailing in Nevada And Howard Hughes had done it once again The volcanoes in Alaska were depressing in L.A. And what was left of San Francisco slid into the bay I left them rolling up their sails in San Diego And smoking all the fish that they could find They are moving to Las Vegas And they would come further East Except the Great Lake waters have just been released And it's flooding all the homes in Indiana And the only ground for sale is down below You can start your life all over in New Zealand or Japan Or stay exactly where you are And do the best you can Edgar, did you ever, really feel the California slide