When I woke up this morning I was feelin' fine But this cat starts banging man what a swine. So I called reception but to no avail That's why I'm telling you this sorry tale. It went bang - I said shut up It went bang - I said rap up. Well I'm aware that the guy must do his work But the piledriver man drove me berserk. He said captain I said wot {Refrain:} He said captain I said wot He said captain I said wot He said captain I said wot d'ya want Once a lifetime Twice a day If you don't work you get no pay. I been to the east I been to the west But the girls I like best are the ones undressed. Well Hello Adam Where you been? I said a'stand aside 'cause I'm feelin' mean I've had a gutful of you and I'm feelin' bad 'Cause you're an ugly old pirate and ain't I glad. {Au Refrain} He said captain I said wot He said captain I said wot He said captain I said wot He said captain I said wot {Au Refrain, x2} He said captain I said wot He said captain I said wot He said captain I said wot He said captain I said wot {Au Refrain, x2} I said wot...