When life gives you some lemons You plant some lemon trees You cut off every single trunk You build yourself a ship When life gives you some lemons You sail the seven seas You sell some slaves at the old world You catch them at the new When life gives you some lemons You're incredibly rich And money buys the power, mate So soon you'll be a king When life gives you some lemons You make your people kneel You lead their souls to devil You make yourself a deal And now you're at the underworld And you have got the devil's trust The partnership won't last You gotta do the math Someday you'll stab him in the back When life gives you some lemons You own the hell's army You declare war to all the gods And you make sure you win When life gives you some lemons You're the new deity And now you rule the world my friend And lemons will grow sweet