Sell us a president, agency man Smiling big brother, stern father perhaps Sell us a president, agency man A gay smiling nothing we know never craps One, two, three, four! When he's closed the schools And burned the books the way we've planned We'll get the press together And the Barry Sadler Band! (Another one!) When he's closed the schools And burned the books the way we've planned We'll get the press together And the Barry Sadler Band! With lots to drink from 9 o'clock They'll all be bombed by 10 We'll reveal he's bound for Washington And sell him once again! We'll sell him in the movies On the tube throughout the year We'll sell him by the buckets To the Okies drinking beer We'll teach him how to walk and talk We'll putty up his chin We'll print his picture everywhere Of course the Schmuck will win People are a lot of pigs They're greedy and they're dumb I'm sure that's just a simple truth Look how far he's come! From the heart of old Death Valley To the ruling of our land A simple trick, you simple pigs Just the way we planned