I ate a hot dog It tasted real good Then I watched a movie From Hollywood I ate a hot dog It tasted real good Then I watched a movie From Hollywood ♪ Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me Took a turn around, I said: "Can y'all see?" The little strings on the Giant Spider? The Zipper From The Black Lagoon? The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up? And the flaps on the side of the moon The jelly and paint on the 40 Watt bulb They use when the slime droozle off The rumples and the wrinkles in the cardboard rock And the canvas of the cave is too soft The suits and the hats and the tie's too wide And too short for the scientist man The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind While the monster just ate Japan Ladies and gentlemen The monster Which the peasants in this area call Frunobulax Has just been seen approaching the power plant Bullets can't stop it Rockets can't stop it Grenades can't stop it But can't even stop it We have to, we have to We may have to use nuclear force C'mon! Everybody! Come in C'mon! C'mon! Form a line! Go to the shelter My baby, my baby Go to the shelter Go to the shelter Go to the shelter My baby, my baby Go to the shelter Go to the shelter ♪ Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me Can ya see the little string danglin' down Makes the legs go wabble and the mouth flop shut And the horrible eye, and the horrible eye, the horrible eye Go rollin' around ♪ Can you see it all Can you see it from here Can you laugh 'til you're weak on your knees If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause that's All I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis please Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis Baby, I'm sorry 'cause it's all I wanna know I need a little more cheepnis Thank you, thank you very much