My name is Christopher Bowes
And I'm here to tell you
Everything I know about beans
More specifically
The ones on this plate in front of me
They sit on a stool center stage
So all the cool kids can mosh and rage
To a plate of beans
Isn't that cute
Give me a big bean bad tuba toot
Plate of beans, sitting on the stage
That's my plate of beans on the stage
Plate of beans, sitting on the stage
They've been sitting there for 28 days
Plate of beans, sitting on the stage
Don't knock them off or I'm going to rage
Plate of beans, sitting on the stage
All aboard for the bean parade
Plate of beans
You live inside my head
Plate of beans
I'll love you 'til the day I'm dead
Plate of beans
Don't ever go away
I'd tell you how I feel
If I could find the words to say
Beans, my favorite food
I've got my gun
And I'm gonna shoot some beans
That's right
Beans, beans, the musical fruit
On that tuba, give me a toot
Beans!
Forget New York City
And forget Miami
We're gonna take these beans to Hollywood
And win a Grammy
This is our tuba player
His name is Phil
He could make all of your heads explode right now
If beans could kill
Plate of beans, sitting on the stage
Please don't stop looking at my beans
Plate of beans, sitting on the stage
They're the greatest thing I've ever seen
Plate of beans, sitting on the stage
If you look away I'll think you're mean
Plate of beans, sitting on the stage
This plate of beans will make me scream
Plate of beans
You live inside my head
Plate of beans
I'll love you 'til the day I'm dead
Plate of beans
Don't ever go away
I'd tell you how I feel
If I could find the words to say
Beans
Beans
Beans!
Are you ready for the plate of beans?
Plate of beans
You live inside my head
Plate of beans
I'll love you 'til the day I'm dead
Plate of beans
Don't ever go away
I'd tell you how I feel
If I could find the words to say
Plate of beans
You are my favorite meal
Plate of beans
And that is just the way I feel
Plate of beans
It's time to say goodbye
No, please don't let it end
Beans until the day I die