We wait with bated breath Oh my God, your shit is so hot With all the latest threads Don't care if you get it or not Oh, no, oh, yeah It's all about the look and making sure you're quaffing your quim Just need to set the hook and wait 'til someone reels you in Yeah, yeah It doesn't matter if it's Paris or Perez (ah) It's only Hilton we hear (ha) And we don't care if you're from Texas or Juarez Or if you're straight or you're queer You may be a headline on TMZ 'Cause Harvey Levin's the man One thing's for sure, you're a hunk of meat Your manager won't tell ya Your agent just sells ya You're pompous as hell You're just a flash in the pan ♪ ♪ Don't have a record deal, or any movie to push You got a demo reel You're good at flashin' your bush Oh, yeah Just hoping that your 15 minutes can generate a career (ah) If you're lucky, you'll get 15 seconds Then get thrown out on your ear You may be a headline on TMZ 'Cause Harvey Levin's the man One thing's for sure, you're a hunk of meat Your manager won't tell ya Your agent just sells ya You're pompous as hell You're just a flash in the pan ♪ It doesn't matter if it's Paris or Perez It's only Hilton we hear (ah) And we don't care if you're from Texas or Juarez Or if you're straight or you're queer You may be a headline on TMZ 'Cause Harvey Levin's the man One thing's for sure, you're a hunk of meat But your manager won't tell ya, your agent just sells ya You may be a star, the celeb du jour With your own little legion of fans But you won't get far on this fantasy tour 'Cause your manager won't tell ya, your agent just sells ya You're pompous as hell You're just a flash in the pan You're just a flash in the pan Yeah ♪ (Oh, what's that?)