Conspiracy Theories The first time I heard about it, it was across the sea Where people eat bats, they caught this bad disease Then I heard it came from a science lab Some genius playing with germs but it all went bad Maybe it was Wuhan could have been the government And I also have my own conspiracy theory Heard some people talking they were comparing schemes One said it's a weapon another said it's from 5g Maybe a billionaire with a master plan Maybe another scam from a businessman Saw it on the internet or heard it on the street And I bet you have your own conspiracy theory From the 60's it's been around But this specific strain has never been found Called Disease X in 2018 And now I'm sitting here in quarantine My nose is runny, but they say it's not a sign Cause' I can hold my breath for ten seconds at a time I'm eating lots of garlic and drinking tea Magic mineral solution with added bleach Now you've got me paranoid I can barely breath Don't want to hear conspiracy theories Some say it was the Russians some say it's a black hole Some are saying it's as harmless as the common cold The Americans have got their priorities The National Guard is bagging groceries A ploy to keep my hands clean or money from a vaccine I had enough of these theories From the 60's it's been around But this specific strain has never been found Called Disease X in 2018 And now I'm sitting here in quarantine So let me end this ditty by putting your mind at ease I have found a cure for this horrible disease Before you let your mind go off again This is what I would recommend Try to stop yourself from posting if you please And we'll put an end to these conspiracy theories