I'm hip
I'm not square
I'm alert, I'm awake, I'm awared
I am always on the scene
Making the rounds, taking the sounds
I read Playboy megazine, I'm so hip
I dig
I'm in step
When it was hip to be hip, I was hip
I don't blow but I'm a fan
Look at me swing, ringa-ding-ding
I even call my girlfriend man, I'm so hip
Now every Saturday night, with my suit, buttons, tie and my suedes on
I'm getting my kicks, yes I'm watching Netflix with my shades on
Cause I'm too much, I'm a guest, I'm anything but middle-class
When I hang around the band
Popping my thumb, digging the drums
Squares don't seem to understand why I flip
They're not hip like I'm hip
Yes I'm hip
I'm alive
I enjoy any joy when they drive
I'm on top of every trend
Look at me go, bowdy oh dow
Lady Gaga knows my friend, I'm so hip
Yes, I'm hip
But not weird
Like, you notice I don't wear a beard
Beards were in, but now they're out
They had their day, but now they're passe
Just ask me if you're in doubt cause I'm hip
And whatever the facts and whatever the ads say it's needs filled
I'm keeping it rest, I'm in front of the rest where their leads veil
Cause I'm cool as a cube
I'm a car, I'm a cat, I'm a cube
I get so much out of life
Really a douze, scooba-doo-boo
One more time, play mac the knife
Let her rip, 'cause I'm hip
Like I'm hip
Let her rip
We're all hip
Let me flip
What up, Viv?
Cause he zip
And he zip
We're all hip
Cause I'm hip
Like you're hip
We're all hip
Watch us flip
Cause I'm hip
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