I hope everybody's havin' a merry christmas, I know I am, hey! I feel good, I feel alright, hey! Last night I couldn't believe my eyes, y'all I saw a big fat man in a red disguise, y'all He had a fuzzy white beard and big black boots He had a pack on his back and red caboose, now... check this out I tried to sleep, but my eyes wouldn't shut You wouldn't believe it Mama, guess what! Last night I saw Santa Claus Sneakin' out of my back door Last night I saw Santa Claus What's he got in his great big bag for me? What's he got for me? He had crazy long hair and a red guitar, y'all I never knew Santa Claus was a rock and roll star, now Look-a-here... hey! I asked my Mama could I join his band She just screamed and yelled... she don't understand Last night I saw Santa Claus Sneakin' out of my back door Last night I saw Santa Claus What's he got in his great big bag for me? What's he got for me? I wonder what he's got for me Hey Jon, what's Santa doin'? He's pullin' somethin' out of his bag... what is it? Uh, it looks like... a saxophone! Hey Santa! Look-a-here I tried to sleep, but my eyes wouldn't shut I told all my friends... guess what! Last night I saw Santa Claus Sneakin' out of my back door Last night I saw Santa Claus What's he got in his great big bag for me? What's he got for me? I wonder what he's got for me Blow, Santa! Can't even sleep at night Talkin' 'bout Santa Claus Hey, ooh! Play it one more time Hey! Sounds so good Hey fellas, let's jam!