Hometown sweetheart Huggin' round in the dark Oh we made a move or two I was just a young fool Never been to night school Didn't know enough to be cool So she found another lover They went undercover The way she stole my love was a crime In order to keep the peace Callin' out the police Find her 'fore I lose my mind The woman I love done gone and left me you know She's got a big bad record on the heartbreak radio A complete investigation What's the destination Did she leave a trace at all Book her on suspicion Just look at my condition She left me here to take the fall The girl can sure nuff play rough She ought to be in handcuffs Make her wear a ball and chain Oh she's just a heart stealer Sweetest kind o' love dealer She knows how to fix a game The woman I love done gone and left me you know She got a big bad record on the heartbreak radio Lonely heart in distress Sending out an S.O.S. All across the U.S. of A. Come on back and serve your time Right here in these arms of mine Gotta have you home today The woman I love done gone and left me you know She's got a big bad record on the heartbreak radio Hometown sweetheart Huggin' round in the dark Oh we made a move or two I was just a young fool Never been to night school Didn't know enough to be cool So she found another lover They went undercover The way she stole my love was a crime In order to keep the peace Callin' out the police Find her 'fore I lose my mind A complete investigation What's the destination Did she leave a trace at all Book her on suspicion Just look at my condition She left me here to take the fall