I been warped by the rain, driven by the snow I'm drunk and dirty, don't ya know And I'm still, willin' And I was out on the road, late at night I see my pretty Alice in every headlight Alice, Dallas Alice And I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tonapah Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made Driven the back roads, so I wouldn't get weighed And if you give me ... weed, whites, and wine And you show me a sign, I'll be willin' To be movin' Well I've been kicked by the wind, robbed by the sleet Had my head stoved in, but I'm still on my feet And I'm still, willin' Smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico Baked by the sun, every time I go to Mexico And I'm still And I been from Tuscon to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tonapah Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made Driven the back roads, so I wouldn't get weighed And if you give me ... weed, whites, and wine And you show me a sign I'll be willin' To be movin'