If nature sold herself on layaway In a little town I would be the first in line And buy myself a sound A waterfall a tidal wave or a breathing of the trees A heavy wind a thunder or a falling of the leaves And I would proclaim I'm the new proprietor of a sound In a press conference held Downtown When the people would look at me In distain I would simply tell them this At least you'll have someone to blame for Ruining your weekend I would play mother nature Unlease my sound at will No more sitting and waiting On this cracked window sill If I feel like love I will shake the trees If I'm consumed in lonliness then I will drop the leaves And I would proclaim I'm the new proprietor of a sound In a press conference held Downtown When the people would look at me In distain I would Simply say outright At least you have someone To blame for scaring The children in the night What if I call for a waterfall Some light rain And some other owner calls For a massive hurricaine We'd have to be responsible users And respect the rules of God I'll just take a load off and Have to buy them all And I would proclaim I'm the new proprietor of a sound In a press conference held Downtown When the people would look at me In distain I would Simply say At least you have someone To blame for a near perfect day