Well ain't but two kind Them that do and them that do Yo They got tigers, lions, and monkeys But I give my most attention to my donkey Pay no mind to the sign that said: don't feed it Even hold it when it's time to get funky Always tired after two rounds of action But you got to bust three like Paxon So you go off and you join the Jerkit Circus Work it like you knock a bag, that's satisfaction So let's talk about this And that I'm a freaky deak player but I'm scared that it might be wack (wack) It might hurt my sack (sack) And if it ain't cool then I'm not gonna kiss that cat (cat) Cuz I don't know where it's been at Sometimes it ain't cool even when you wear a hat But yo I hit it anyway (unngh) Cuz a diesel butt female wanted to play And three days later got an itch And now I really wanna kill that (HO!) Who did it I shouldn't have been with it I really shouldn't have hit it (did it) But I slipped and I admit it ('mit it) I did it (hit it) But it didn't have to be done Next time I'm gonna run run run to the Jerkit Circus Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom Jerkit Circus Gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the Jerkit Circus Fly girl kinkies work those pinkies at the Jerkit Circus baby Hey yo it's time to milk the cow Mary goes up and Mary goes down Mary goes Mary goes round and round She rolled on a horse that was wearing a hat POP went the ball sack Mary goes up and Mary goes down Mary goes Mary goes round and round But this time the horse wasn't wearing no hat DEAD went the ball sack How did you get strong when she looked at you (And that's how she hooked at you) Sitting in the back when you knew you wasn't strapped And that's how the microwave cooked you You ROCKED and SHOCKED it Knocked up the booty real good when you knew you should have STOPPED and BLOCKED it With a hat I stay strapped cuz I'm smarter than that So let's work Let's work this And let's go to the circus Tonight he's gonna rock it with a whole new plan He's got a date with his left hand At the Jerkit Circus Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom Jerkit Circus Gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the Jerkit Circus Fly girl swingers let me use a finger at the Jerkit Circus No more sticking time that we choke that chicken Mary goes up and Mary goes down Mary goes Mary goes round and round She rolled on a horse that was wearing a hat POP went the ball sack Called your girl Tried to get your rocks off Made you wait Your hard rock got soft (aakh!) WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? I don't know I wish I knew a better way Cuz back in the day You step to a lot a girls and they say back off a lot You get mad wanting tail, jack off a lot But hey it's not such a bad idea considering Don't have to waste a lot a time trying to get her in The mood AND YOU NEED NO PROTECTION Word to the dick what else it's got is no affection The sex was great and you didn't have to ball her And hear her nagging asking you if you was gonna call her So now I'm going out like a strangler Get a grip and choke your fadangler To the girls that use sex to try to work us: Took my destiny into my own hand And joined the Jerkit Circus Lay it in your palm and you don't need a condom Jerkit Circus Yeah gonna get mine and have a nutty nutty time at the Jerkit Circus Fly girl swingers learn to use a finger at the Jerkit Circus No more sticking time that we choke that chicken