TRUE DRUNK LOVE I woke up this morning with a bad case of cotton mouth Took it was a warning to head my headache south I'm looking for my girlfriend She's passed out on the bathroom floor Huggin the john like they were in love She says she don't need me no more She keeps throwing up and I keep falling down True Drunk Love makes the world go round We're birds of a feather Wild turkey and old crow True drunk love - that's all we'll ever know Met her in a bar room called Hernando's Hideaway She was sleeping on the foosh-ball table She stole my heart that day We drained a keg and she started to beg For me to take her home She's just a two bit white trash barfly And she hates to be drinking alone