Carl, why did you leave me? Right by my side is where I want you to be It feels so right, Carl, when we're together I thought we would be united forever Carl, what went so wrong? Now I'm singing this miserable song Oh, Carl, I feel so bad I don't know how things ended so sad Carl, please, won't you come back? Help me get my life back on track Carl, what went so wrong? How did I end up singing such a sad song? I'm sorry, Carl, I didn't mean no harm I'll do anything, get Carl tattooed on my arm