Nigel, why did you leave me? Right by my side is where I want you to be It feels so right, Nigel, when we're together I thought we would be united forever Nigel, what went so wrong? Now I'm singing this miserable song Oh, Nigel, I feel so bad I don't know how things ended so sad Nigel, please, won't ya come back? Help me get my life back on track Nigel, what went so wrong? How did I end up singing such a sad song? I'm sorry, Nigel, I didn't mean no harm I'll do anything, get Nigel tattooed on my arm