Richard, why did you leave me? Right by my side is where I want you to be It feels so right, Richard, when we're together I thought we would be united forever Richard, what went so wrong? Now I'm singing this miserable song Oh, Richard, I feel so bad I don't know how things ended so sad Richard, please, won't you come back? Help me get my life back on track Richard, what went so wrong? How did I end up singing such a sad song? I'm sorry, Richard, didn't mean no harm I'll do anything, get Richard tattooed on my arm