Rubies and emeralds and diamonds and pearls Gemstones and rhinestones for glamorous girls Moonstones and blood-stones can highlight a girl So why not be completely fierce? The house down! A glance through the playbook of elegant broads Will show you how they do the style of the gods A fine jewel can change any trash from the street Into something elegant that no bitch can beat! So why not look your best? Like Liz Taylor or Mae West Or Marilyn Monroe There's so many things a girl can be Intelligent or totes-care free A princess or a biker chick A lawyer or a redneck hick And even if you ain't got stuff There's one important rule will Always and forever wear a Jewel