So I'm walking down the street
This trainer comes up to me and starts talking
About how his Pikachu's level ninety nine
I'm like
I can beat your Pikachu with my eyes closed
And he's no water type
Step right up
You gon be mine
I eat chumps
In my free time
Play my tape
You gon rewind
When I win
I throw peace signs
Battle... battle
B-b-b-battle up
Battle... battle
B-b-b-battle up
Battle... battle
B-b-b-battle up
Battle... battle
B-b-b-battle up
I don't wanna be the very best
Cuz I'm already there
So spare me all your hashtag bless
I don't really care much
I shed no tears
When I think about all the fears
That you harbor
You got no hard work
The SS Anne just pulled up
And I'm starboard
If wе meet imma toss ya
You gon need some flotation
I got monsters like rеvolvers
Yeah there's six in rotation
You like Pokeballs, I got a pair of those
You a Magikarp, I'm a Gyrados
Nurse Joy, I am so sorry but
Here's another one in comatose
Step right up
You gon be mine
I eat chumps
In my free time
Play my tape
You gon rewind
When I win
I throw peace signs
(Squirtle Squirt Squirt Squirt Squirt)
(Squirtle Squirt Squirt Squirt Squirt)
Allow me to introduce my starter
Hey Squirtle, you remember all 15 types of Pokemon, right?
(Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle Squirtle)
No way, Squirtle! There's way more than just Water types
Come on, let's remind them
(Squirtle Squirtle)
When I write bars—it's Fire
Then I flow like Water rep Squirtle Squad
Kick ya ass to the Grass
If you think I get tired
You Buggin, this my job
Take a beat, hop on it, then I Rock like Onyx
I don't need Ice to stay chill
My kills are my thrills
You better pop a Poison pill
Soon you gonna be a Ghost
And still you yap
I nap
Normal, Snorlax
Flyin, Fightin (Wooh)
My words Electric
Psychic, Grounded
Dead ya, hyper beam Dragon
This ish
Super effective
(Squirtle Squirt Squirt Squirt Squirt)
What's that Squirrel? You want everyone to sing along?
(Squirtle Squirt Squirt Squirt Squirt)
I guess we can do that, come on gang
(Squirtle Squirt Squirt Squirt Squirt)
(Squirtle Squirt Squirt Squirt Squirt)
That's it, that's it
Battle... battle
B-b-b-battle up
Battle... battle
B-b-b-battle up
Battle... battle
B-b-b-battle up
Battle... battle
B-b-b-battle up
(Squirtle)