I am an aspiring lighting technician When I was young Flashlights hung on the wall I labeled them all cause I loved everyone And my father by his own admission Don't understand Why I would stand In the back As the audience claps For an actor or band 'Cause he's seen how his daughter can sing and He has seen how his daughter can act And he feels I'd be wasting my life as a li-li-li-lighting tech Oh, an aspiring lighting technician Needs things to light And so tonight I snuck out of my room to meet up with you guys So may I present my audition For your band I brought my lamps I'll be performing a piece to a Tchaikovsky dance I believe light is glowing and giving It helps everyone shine at their best And if more people acted like lights There'd be hope for all the rest