I was born on the bathroom floor
Of the morning that the world would end
And when the day blew the clouds away
Things were Y 2 O K again
And ever since to my proud parents
I've been their little two thousand man
They say my fate since I once saved us
Is to save us once again
They told me
Millennium!
Millennium save the day
Millennium!
Millennium there's no other way
You always told me
I'd be the only
One to make things right
So I'll do my best to try
Yesterday my dad they say
Just vanished out of site
I look for clues and when I do
I meet andre the private eye
I fill him in and within minutes
We're a crime fighting team
We follow clues and prints of shoes
To a downtown factory
As we sneak inside
I see an owl with eyes so wide
Shaking his head as if saying "don't go in!"
But once we're there
I see my father tied to a rolling chair
And two men constructing an ominous machine
It seems, that this must be and job for
Millennium!
Millennium save the day
Millennium!
Millennium there's no other way
You always told me
I'd be the only
One to make things right
So I'll do my best to try
Millennium Aspen and Andre Revere rounded the corner to discover Archibald tied to a chair, the sinister figures of Adrian and Alberto Simmons perched above the old man. Millennium cried out for his father leaping forward to untie him when he felt his feet snared by a force from behind and he collapsed to the floor. Unable to move he saw Alberto emerge from behind Andre clubbing him unconscious. Millenium awoke tied to the enormous rocket in the center of the Moss factory floor, a still unconscious Andre to his right and poor Archibald to his left. Father and son looked at each other pensively listening to the haunting cry of the night owl wondering what was to come next.
Millennium!
Millennium save the day
Millennium!
Millennium there's no other way
You always told me
I'd be the only
One to make things right
So I'll do my best to try