Drivin down a haunted highway Shadows passing through my truck I pulled up to a gas station And a skeleton wiped the muck off my truck He smiled and said "ten dollars please" I screamed and I fled The next thing that I knew There was a bullet in my head And I was dead I was dead Forever dead Forever dead Never to walk the earth again Passing by a lonely grave site On the way to heavens door I pulled it open And stared straight down at the floor St. Peter called the role And he shouted out my name I looked around To see if I had heard the same Cause I was dead I was dead Forever dead Forever dead Never to walk the earth again He said "right this way please" And he took me to a world peace I bought a can of slice in paradise It was nice But I was dead I was dead Forever dead Forever dead Never to walk the earth again I was dead I was dead Forever dead Forever dead Never to walk the earth again Never to walk the earth again