Hi, Hello, please pass the salt It's locked behind the mirrored vault And if you know the combination Please construct the resignation And have it on my desk by four And I will love you forever more Plus one day And hey I'll help you do it And I can't wake up When both my eyes are superglued shut Ray the mover told me That I can not find you in this house You moved across the street And now your mailbox has an even number As I'm walking through the woods You think I know the things I could not say to you to make you cry Stick a needle in my eye And if it bleeds call the cops Eighty seven lemon drops taste fine to me But I would not eat them You can count on me Eight, nine, Tennessee Ray the mover told me That I can not find you in this house You moved across the street And now your mailbox has an even number And all the hippos want to stay alone So I can't call them friends And if I have a chordless telephone I'd run around the house And tell you all the different rooms I'm in And Ray the mover told me That I can not find you in this house You moved across the street And now your mailbox has an even number And all the children on your block Are playing four square in the street And I would join them if I could But I've been stuck in this house all day With Ray and he's freaking me out