Velma: Come on babe, why don't we paint the town?
And all that Jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down
And all that Jazz
Start the clock
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold but the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl
And all that Jazz
Slick your hair and wear your buckle shoes
And all that Jazz
I hear that Father gib is gonna blow the blues
And all that Jazz
Hold on hun we're gonna bunny hug
I bought some aspirin down at united drug
In case you shake apart and want a brand new start to do that jazz
Oh, you're gonna see her shimmy shimmy shake
And all that Jazz
Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'til her garters break
And all that Jazz
Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood would curdle
If she'd hear her baby squeal for all that jazz
Find a flask, we're playing fast and loose
And all that Jazz
Right up here is where I store the juice
And all that Jazz
Oh come on babe we're gonna hit the sky
You bet your lucky Jim you never flew so high
Here in the stratosphere you can lend an ear to all that jazz
Roxy: So that's final then Fred?
Fred: 'Fraid so kiddo
Roxy: Hey Fred
Fred: Yeah?
Roxy: No one walks out on me
Velma: Oh I'm no one's wife
But Oh, I love my life
And all that Jazz