Well I took you out dancing to blow off some steam
I loosened right up with a couple Jim Beams
After that, I can't remember too well
Then I woke up this morning in a county jail cell
I've got and might've broken my nose
I'm missing my wallet and half of my clothes
It would be safe to say I'm a little confused
The officers here don't look all that amused
Now, you're probably not happy with the way the night went
But here's my one call, and my money's all spent
So won't you look for my keys that I left at the bar?
And head to the tow lot to pick up the car
Take out some money to pay down the bail
And bring me my boots, 'cause I'm barefoot in jail
Well, we both know I've been in some trouble before
Never quite sleeping on a cold jailhouse floor
The other boys here are much bigger than me
This is no place for a young man to be
I'll admit that I've made some mistakes when I drink
But last night was one for the records, I think
Oh won't you look for my keys that I left at the bar?
Head to the tow lot to pick up the car
Take out some money to pay down the bail
Bring me my boots, 'cause I'm barefoot in jail
I'll never more drink when I hang up the phone
If you'll just come get me and bring me back home
Won't you look for my keys that I left at the bar?
Head to the tow lot to pick up my car
Take out some money to pay down the bail
Bring me my boots, 'cause I'm barefoot in jail
Bring me my boots, 'cause I'm barefoot in jail