I read a book on grief It told me to lay in bed To picture you standing there And what you would have said I go to the corner store I get a Big Gulp of guilt I pour it on the floor just to watch it spill 'Cause all I do is watch TV I thank my lucky stars those people aren't me But I'm still staring at a screen Why do I compare Because comparing is free When I can't sleep at night I listen to true crime Is that my twisted brain Trying to pass the time Maybe if you were here You'd say you were too mean Maybe if you were here You'd be a drag queen 'Cause all I do is watch TV I thank my lucky stars those people aren't me But I'm still staring at a screen Why do I compare Because comparing is free All I need is eighty summers To get my shit together All I need is eighty summers To get my shit together All I do is watch TV I thank my lucky stars those people aren't me But I'm still staring at a screen Why do I compare Because comparing is free All I do is watch TV But I'm still staring at a screen