Old people are pushy They don't have much time They'll shove you at the coffee shop Cut ahead in the buffet line They'll buy two for a dollar and 50 Then they'll argue with the checkout girl They've lived so much behind them They're tryin' to slow down this god damn world Old people are pushy Well, they're not mushy Old people are pushy cause life ain't cushy Old people are pushy They'll drive how they want to drive And go as slow as they want to They don't care who stays alive And they'll kiss that little grand baby Up and down the back and all around the front They don't care what you think of them That baby has got something that they want Old people are pushy, well they're not mushy Old people are pushy, cause life ain't cushy (Old people are pushy, they aren't mushy) (Old people are pushy, cause life ain't cushy) Old people are pushy, cause you don't know how they feel And when you pretend you do Well they know it's not real Pretty soon it's gonna be all over Good enough reason not to let you pass They done seem like sweet, little old people But they are not about to kiss your ass Old people are pushy, well they're not mushy Old people are pushy, cause life ain't cushy Old people are pushy, (Old people are pushy) Old people are pushy, (Old people are pushy) Old people are pushy, (Old people are pushy) 'Cause life ain't cushy Old people are pushy, Old people are pushy Old people are pushy Cause life ain't cushy.