Hmmm... MVP Hey, what's wrong? This is a really hard decision Ahhh, it's not that hard Here, let me show you Listen! You're looking for an MVP and don't know who to pick (pick it) Listen to me kid, I'll show you a trick Just add all the box scores and the analytics Multiply by the numbers and number statistics It equals zero... the answer's zero (That's ridiculous!) Exactly, now listen 3.3 net rating when he on the floor Minus 8.9 when he not there any more 66 percent usage rating in the clutch Dude, you need 3 players to equal that much Two digits times three, that's a triple double Math is pretty hard, this is no trouble All the stats, lead us to our hero Add it up, and the answer's always zero Add his clutch net rating, plus 29 And it equals zero... (It does?) Every time! He's breaking records, he breaking ankles Hitting buzzer beater shots from the crazy angles His true shooting goes up in (crunch time) Their defense just turned into a (punchline) Let the records show, the record's been ravaged Count 'em up (42) hashtag savage Two digits times three, that's a triple double Math is pretty hard, this is no trouble All the stats, lead us to our hero Add it up, and the answer's always zero Ohhh, Zero! Like Russell Westbrook But Zero doesn't care what the stats add to 'Cause winning is all zero ever wanted to do Two digits times three, that's a triple double Math is pretty hard, this is no trouble All the stats, lead us to our hero Add it up, and the answer's always zero